It's the Fat Kid Trivia Quiz!

1) How much money does Troy have in his pocket the first time he meets Curt?
a. $10
b. $20
c. $30
d. $40

2) What year is featured on Troy's Spring Break T-shirt?
a. 1991
b. 1997
c. 1998
d. 2000

3) Which class did Troy fail?
a. English
b. Home-Ec
c. Metal Shop
d. Physics

4) "Never miss an opportunity to dissect a compliment" is Fat Kid Proverb #:
a. 52
b. 12
c. 44
d. 120

5) What time is it when Troy is sitting on the steps outside The Dump after his first show?
a. 1:45
b. 3:25
c. 1:25
d. 3:45

6) What kind of car does Piper drive?
a. Buick
b. Cadillac
c. Dodge
d. Chevy

7) What group does Curt tell the waitress that Rage/Tectonic will sound like?
a. Nirvana
b. N-Sync
c. Fleetwood Mac
d. Smack Metal Puppets

8) When Troy first gets into a cab he almost gets hit by what kind of truck?
a. juice
b. ketchup
c. bread
d. bagel

9) Which subway line do Troy and Curt ride?
a. 6
b. N
c. F
d. R

10) What color is Ollie's Mohawk when Troy first meets him?
a. purple
b. red
c. orange
d. green

11) What kind of tattoo does Mike Harrington have?
a. skull and crossbones
b. smiley face
c. dollar sign with a slash through it
d. anarchy symbol

12) What is the Mother of all Weapons?
a. ray gun of mind numbing terror
b. constant nagging
c. lack of sleep
d. excessive motion

13) When Troy watches the man and woman in the diner, what is the woman eating?
a. pasta
b. salad
c. gum
d. omelet

14) Curt's Mom's name is:
a. Ethel
b. Hazel
c. Rhonda
d. Henrietta

15) Which food does Curt ask for in the hospital?
a. grilled cheese
b. ketchup
c. chocolate pudding
d. macaroni and cheese

Answers...

No Cheating!

Answers: 1) c 2) b 3) c 4) a 5) d 6) a 7) c 8) d 9) c 10) a 11) c 12) a 13) d 14) b 15) c

Give yourself one point for each correct answer. If you scored:

0 - Did you read the book?! Did you? Scowl, scowl.

1 to 5 - You clearly need to eat more ketchup. Invest in an extra large bottle, read the book again, and retake this quiz.

6-10 - Jolly good showing. Treat yourself to a grilled cheese sandwich and chocolate pudding.

11-14 - You are obviously of above average intelligence. A fine specimen of human being. What a marvelous, meaningful, inspiring, achievement.

15 - Feel free to nominate yourself for Very Cool Person of the Month.